This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.
My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him
willy wonka and I are one
Drive Recklessly - Video
WHAT THE FUCK
Expectations < Reality
Oil on Canvas
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
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If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?
its a sin thats what it is
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if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
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That was so beautiful
nowyoukno some last words
I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew
"Quite the contrary"
VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE
Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.
somewhere Pudge from Looking For Alaska is squealing with delight
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