I can only build if I tear the walls down, even if it breaks me I wont let it make me frown. I'm falling but no matter how hard I hit the ground, I'll still smile. - Eyedea and Abilities

15th September 2014

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tranquilcas:

housecousland:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

wow
w o w
wooooooow
WOW
wow
wow

Yeah for anyone who doesn’t work retail, people really are this fucking entitled and condescending.

tranquilcas:

housecousland:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

wow

w o w

wooooooow

WOW

wow

  • wow

Yeah for anyone who doesn’t work retail, people really are this fucking entitled and condescending.

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15th September 2014

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15th September 2014

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effietrinkct:

Always the escort

15th September 2014

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colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

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15th September 2014

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fallontonight:

genial-joy:

I just can’t stop laughing watching this - especially the 3rd round.

Steve Harvey was not amused at all … 

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15th September 2014

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brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

tvpsy:

white people in their natural habitat

Everybody was kung fu fighting

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

tvpsy:

white people in their natural habitat

Everybody was kung fu fighting

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15th September 2014

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sherlockspeare:

(X)

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15th September 2014

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13th September 2014

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

and Crowley experiences the human feeling of saying something and instantly regretting it

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13th September 2014

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13th September 2014

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tumbulurbenbulmam:

✗

tumbulurbenbulmam:

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13th September 2014

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femalewrappers:

niall horan is such an inspiration

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13th September 2014

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bearpoots:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched

image

A. Fish. Drowned.

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8th September 2014

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fallontonight:

whatthefawkery:

fallontonight:

Kristen Bell’s a great Pictionary coach

[Part 1 / Part 2]

IM DYING

Steve Harvey is back on the show tonight! 

8th September 2014

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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